Chapter 1: Be wrecked for a week
  Frequently asked questions
        Nakedness
        How to dress
        Sex
        Who goes to Hedo
  Tips for making a trip more fun
  What you might not know to pack
        Do I need to bring money?
  Why people go to Hedo

Chapter 2: The lay of the land
  First there was the bus. And it was evil.
        God invented Cessnas. And they were good.
        Check-in is tedious; check-out a breeze
  Rooms are for sex and sleeping only
        What to expect in the rooms
        Types of rooms to choose
        Stay away from the disco and hot tub for more quiet
        Should I get a roommate?
        How to use the telephones
        Finding a boob-tube fix
  Meals are relentless like on a docked cruise ship
        Bring the flavor of Jamaica home
        Can I buy you a drink?
        Make Hedo drinks at home
  Hedo rules are few
        Be courteous when taking pictures
        Tipping is not allowed, but gifts are
  Wedding bells ring
  Hedo is physically safe, but lock up your goodies
  Protect your health
  Book through a travel agent
        How to get discounts and free days
  Beautiful people swarm to the media

Chapter 3: Nudes rule, Prudes drool
  Demographics of Hedo guests
  Why be naked?
        Nudity concerns pass quickly
  Beach etiquette and dynamics
        How to apply sunscreen
        Beach chairs are aplenty; pads are more rare
        Bring your own raft
        Stock up on beach towels
        The infamous Hot tub is for all comers
        Don't miss the green flash at sunset
  Bad things about Hedo
        Lurking, jerking single guys
        Tips to avoid being labeled a Vinnie
        A treatise on Vinnies
        Anthropological studies on the Vinnie
  Repeaters are surprisingly organized
        Colorful individuals add to Hedo's flavor
        The aging of Hedo guests
        People write songs and poems about Hedo

Chapter 4: Sex
  Finding partners at Hedo
        How to get laid at Hedo
        Women: How to reject pickup lines
        Men: Don't use these pickup lines
  Alternative sex stuff happens
        Voyeurism and exhibitionism: the Hedo way of life
        Sexual openness doesn't extend to gay men

Chapter 5: Entertainment in this land beyond Kansas
  Daytime land games and sports
        Lunchtime spin reverberates
        Island Picnic produces drunken boys and girls
        A source of pride: winning the best tan contest
  Water sports beyond muff diving
        Daily dives make Hedo cost-effective
        Snorkeling outside the hot tub
        Catamaran cruises-Nude and Prude
  Evening entices people more than the day
        Dank disco draws denizens by the dozen
        Piano bar piques persons of prurient passions
        Pyjama party: Frederick's of Hollywood comes alive
        Toga party: No sheet, no eat
  Drugs are illegal and plentiful
  Games you can only play on the nude beach
        Hold Up the Towel
        Attacking other beaches
        The bidet treatment
        Muff Sliding
        Butt Chug
        Sink the Raft
        LTN Contest
        Name that Dick
  Games for the pools and hot tub
        Biggest Cup Size
        Muff Diving
        The Wave and The Train

Chapter 6: Beyond Hedo
  Eat, drink, sun, and play outside Hedo
  Other naked or neighboring hotels
        Hedo neighbors: Grand Lido and Sandals
        A typical day at Grand Lido
        A typical day at Hedo
        Hedonism III going up near Runaway Bay
  Use the Internet for year-round Hedo
        AOL Hedo message board

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